Three Tips for women on March 8

I guess that these tips will seem a mockery of women, and in my address will fly thunder and lightning. But the paradox of the situation is that these methods work and help, even in the most difficult family relationships.

It all started with the fact that I began to politely remind you that to us as an inevitable Chebarkul meteorite approaching 8 March. On this day, women are demanding ritual offerings, and woe to those who previously did not take care of them. One can only be glad that today nobody is thrown into the fire ritual as before.

As practice shows, gifts and attention on this day even want those women who until recently will be assured that they hate "gender" holidays and ostentatious attention of men who are trying to take care of them only one day a year, they are simply offensive. Want her husband gifts - often quarrel with him, skandalte and raise your voice ... Just kidding. Here's a real tip: smile. My former neighbor Andrew S. twenty years thinking that made his wife unhappy. All her frowning figure was his eternal reproach: "How dare you not give me anything I wanted? ". Yes, and she said a lot of things, too.

Andrew S. worried, of course. Even I am drinking because of this. And then I went to Natalia from another entrance and stopped to drink at all, because instead became involved with her improving walking in the park in the morning.

Man - a being extremely primtivnoe. For a woman who smiles, it must pull, because for him it is a sign: it pleased him want to see. Do you want to you pulled her husband with gifts - mostly his smile.

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