The myth of the perfect woman

When Mary Poppins performed by Natalia Andreichenko sings about his goodness, I honestly do not believe it. But Mary Poppins away, much closer to the women who need to constantly make sure in its ideal. And here the problems begin ...

The theory that the man on our sinful earth came from Mars, and women - are from Venus, I know. However, it seems doubtful scientific validity (and sure, not me alone). But the direction in principle is correct. Understanding between the man and woman about the same as between repeaters Sidorov and an excellent student (athlete and simply beautiful) Sinitsina from my home school number 23. That is little of it, this understanding, if not more.

No, women, of course, able to understand men .  But first they need to cry, to send two dozen SMS app like "I was wrong about you .  It's all over between us! "Valerian to drink so that the whole house smelled, and tell you a secret around the world, with some insensitive dolt each of them have to live .  They really can sympathize .  All of them five minutes to perfection .  And if not for a teaspoon of tar, their ideal, consider, it would be wholly .  But alas, .  On the way to the ideal is bound to be some insurmountable obstacle .  Husband and inappropriate salaries, fool-chief, insidious rival .  Overweight finally .  And when a woman asks, "Do not you think that I have recovered? "And hears in reply," Yeah! "Because it's true, it really hurt .  After all, she said, it was not to hear from men confession - not questioning the investigator still .  Denial shortcomings, according to the women's logic - is the shortest path to perfection, which she so stubbornly wants to achieve .

In men, everything is easier, or if you want more primitive. Therefore, they respond directly to the question, as to the spirit. "What are you thinking, dear? - On Saturday fishing. "And then boil the bitter tears of the women's grievances. Answer this bumpkin unshaven again left her with no chance for the title of the ideal woman.

Living together would be easier if the woman is not required of men standing recognition of its merits. The man is sincere bewilderment that compliments your soulmate is necessary not only during the "candy-buketnogo period" of relations, but also after. It discusses how the male mind? The hunt is over, mining (sorry!) Next, sex - here it is, my reach. This task is completed, and stay on dude lavishes compliments somehow meaningless. A woman misinterprets it for calm male indifference and sees the reason in their own imperfection. It is hard looking at non-ideal characteristics, and, of course, is. She stands next to a man and pokes himself in the imperfect place, "Here, you see this, this and this? That's why, right? ". The man eyeing. And really starting to see what he would have never noticed. Then it ceases to believe in the ideal of women.

Of course, the woman is unlikely to agree to live with a man who will not repeat it that we know so well - what is it beautiful, long-legged and her dress is especially the face. But if it's so important to make sure in its ideal, it is necessary to hide from the men to show their weaknesses and their dignity. I do not 'think I dropped ass "and" dear, look what I have form, and it is only two weeks. " Not "maybe we shall weld on bystrenkomu sausage", and "today we have awesome soup."

Believe me, to convince the man that he got the perfect woman, is not so difficult.

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