Sooner or later, the women come to power. They have such ambitions and so much testosterone that is bound to happen. Men will go into the shadows. At least I would not be surprised if in the future, their rights will be severely limited. Anyway, these are the rights of men at random.
For example, men may prohibit jokes in their usual manner, which is so annoying for some reason women. We are told that this is not a joke, but a torture. And indeed, there is such a ridiculous "blind spot" where male and female associates only one thing - a lack of understanding. It is, for example, tell an anecdote or a joke, suddenly begins a Greek tragedy: Women cry and send the curse, and around impossibly tense atmosphere.
Let's say you're sitting in a restaurant with the girl, looking forward to a banquet worthy end, because everything is going to. Well, how could it be otherwise, if it shining eyes, and she laughs at your every witty word? Alas, the woman who laughs at a table in the restaurant and in the taxi and the woman with whom you were in the bedroom - two different people. And if you go on by inertia gush humor in bed, this is what can spoil everything. All that may be - a little self-irony. Leaving for homeopathic limiter in bed is dangerous. Guess what the joke will make your partner smile and how - will plunge into the abyss of depression, it is as difficult as to receive the Nobel Prize. Therefore it is better not to start.
Another situation where a woman is better not to joke - is a moment of grief. The reason for the disappointment can be anything: deprived of the premium or the nail broke. But no matter how weak he was, trying to humor in this situation may be just as well as dancing in a minefield. No chance. The men considered to be the cheer of a sufferer's daring and silly jokes. Laughter allows you to relax and realize that all is not lost, and twist the rope too soon. But God forbid do the same with a woman! Joking bitter moment of its problems do not reduce tension, but on the contrary, to heat it so that you are the first and burn. You will certainly understand what you're unfeeling brute. And it will be the smaller of the trouble.
Another "sacred cow" for which it is better not to infringe, is pregnancy. Whatever overruns do not occur with future mother, all that a man can do - look reverently, touched and read. Dig, why so useless. The woman, in principle, difficult to grasp the essence, and the pregnant woman is so contradictory that if you try to understand it, you can easily go mad. And if you hear as she calls herself, "Hippo" or "elephant", for you it does not mean anything. Does not mean that is what you can somehow gag in her regard. Especially in public.
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